Controversial Race Results!
From emails circulated upon publication of race times:
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Subject: RE: Rebel Runner's leave their mark in Virginia!!!
From: "jack"
FOUL!!!! Instant Replay shows a last minute chip
switcherooo between the Szymanski's!!! I demand a
inquiry!! I demand a refund!!
Race Officialowitz
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--- mbrown@xxxxxxxx.com wrote:
I smelled something foul!! This is
scandilous,,,demand blood test, urin. Test of A and
B samples!!! Call the US Doping agency!!! This will
not be tollerated with-in the ranks. Suspenions are
in order!
*Maybe life-time bans.*
Gimppy-Bubbles-Brown
Special Agent
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From: Daniel W
You know, come to think of it, I didn't see Szymanski
at the start even though we were supposedly in the
same corral. (There were 24 corrals). I did, however,
see him in the finisher's chute. He said he had just
done another TV interview. I guess Va Beach had heard
of him from the Barcelona and Chicago papparazzi.
There is ALWAYS a story with Szymanski.
Iced out, bum ankled and shin splinted Dan
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From: culn@xxxxxx.com
There's been something switched between the Szymanskis but I don't think it's a chip!! Must be all that newlywed crosstraining stuff...
Way to Go TRICIA!!!!!!!!! AWESOME Girl!!!!!! Hills are our friends...hills are our friends.... hills are our friends........
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Rumors are flying, accusations,Finger pointing, I am here to defend my reputation. "I DID NOT HAVE
SEXUAL RELATIONS"- Sorry wrong accusation. Where was I? Oh yea! The chip incident. Talked to an old
friend from legal aid "Lawyerowitz ESQ.",he suggested I make a brief statement.
On the night before the marathon, as i prepared to turn in for the night, I was struck in the head
with a blunt object. As i awoke the next morning @ around 5:30 am, it was time for the race. I had
no time to investigate, so I put my shoes on, with chip inserted the night before and out the door
i went. Apparently "SHE" wanted - I mean the "PERP "wanted race fans around the world to think
"HARD WORK PAYS OFF"... All the "PERP" had to do was go two doors down(#330) and MR. positive
would have straiten "HER"- I mean the "PERP" right out." HARD WORKS DOES NOT PAY OFF" !!!!!
Just steal a chip!!!!!
If any one is suspicious of a runners 1/2 marathon time , please contact the Virginia State
Police @ 1-800- Skreech
Yours Truly,
INNOCENT RUNNER
- Heart Rate Monitors, Watches, Shoes, Water Bottles
